Gym teacher: “where are your gym shoes”
I just wanted to eat breakfast ;(
welp now we know the distinction between the two
Have….have people…not eaten shredded wheat before? The regular sized ones?
You put it in a bowl and pour milk on it (with sugar + cinnamon if you’re not some lunatic fiber satan who just wants to eat wheat strings) and let it soak a bit before breaking it up and eating bite sized portions with your spoon.
DO PEOPLE NOT KNOW THIS?!
NONE OF US KNEW THAT
pumpkins age like white people
My mom says that everyone has a beautiful side. So I guess I’m a circle.
never in my life did I think that toilet doors would make me so angry
i love you chongo
I was not fucking ready