i remember the “selling their kid on ebay” story…
Who sells their kid on ebay? That’s nuts.
That’s a child. A living being that you made.
That shit goes on etsy.
Only reblogging because I’m a greedy bitch who wants money.
Hey doesn’t hurt to reblog ya knoww and if money is involved….
My mom’s paycheck arrives in 4d days, THIS SHIT WORKKSS
chinese feng shui…
Alright, reblogging then for my family!
Me before social events
dont do this to me
the entire first episode of neon genesis evangelion compressed into one 5px gif
Imagine your OTP having a pantry raid
I’M SORRY BUT I MISREAD THAT AS PANTY RAID AND I JUST
it took me years to understand this joke
Hi there. Jess here! As we finish off this day of great thanks to jump into complete selfishness the next day in a nearly gladiatorial event just to get sale items, always remember to be kind to your cashier. Black Friday hard on everybody, especially those who work in customer service and retail. Keep in mind that not only are they dealing with you, but they have dealt with and will continue to deal with rude customers. So if you can just keep that somewhere in your mind, that’d be fantastic. Be one less ass-hat on Black Friday. And who knows; your kindness might even get you a better deal on your stuff.
Bless you all and have a wonderful evening!